Jaylor, Nelena, Niley? Oh My.

I’m not one to listen to this junk, but, THIS IS INSANE!!!(In a bad way) Us magazine might of had nuthin better to do. All credit goes to http://oceanupped.wordpress.com/2008/10/09/joe-jonas-and-taylor-swift-broke-up/ for alerting me on this. The article link is http://www.usmagazine.com/news/taylor-swift-and-joe-jonas-split as you can see from the adress, it’s about the “Couples” “Break-Up” Heres the article:

Joe Jonas and Taylor Swift have called it quits, Us Weekly reports in its new issue, on newsstands now.

A source tells Us the two – who dated for several months – split in early October. He broke up with her over the phone.

Says the insider: “He broke her heart.”

The country star, 18, and the Jonas Brothers singer, 19, never confirmed their relationship.

“He’s an amazing guy, and anyone would be lucky to be dating him,” she told reporters at the MTV Video Music Awards last month.

Reps for both stars declined comment

And as you can see, THEY NEVER CONFERMED THEY WERE DAITING!!!!!! Poparatzi has nothing better to do than try to invade celebraties personal lives. Tisk tisk tisk. JOESPH ADAMS JONAS WOULD NEVER DUMP A GIRL OVER THE PHONE!

More on the Niley subject, people have started to compare Niley with Nelena.(Found on Youtube)

Miley Cyrus has finally spoken out about ex-boyfriend Nick Jonas. Niley was real. Miley told Seventeen [Via People]: ‘We became boyfriend and girlfriend the day we met. He was on a quest to meet me, and he was like, ‘I think you’re beautiful and I really like you.’ And I was like, ‘Oh, my gosh, I like
you so much.’

Nick and I loved each other. We still do, but we were in love with each other. For two years he was basically my 24/7. But it was really hard to keep it from people. We were arguing a lot, and it really wasn’t fun.’

After they broke up at the end of 2007, Miley tells Seventeen..

‘At first I bawled for a month straight. I was so sad. I just went into this weird funk. And I dyed my hair black. When we were dating, Nick wanted me to get highlights, and so I did that, and I got myself looking great.

And then, on the day we broke up, I was like, I want to make my hair black now, I don’t want to look pretty; I want to look hard-core. I was rebelling against everything Nick wanted me to be. And then I was like, I’ve got to be by myself for now, and just figure out who I really am.

Maybe he’ll be my best friend for the rest of my life or maybe I’ll end up marrying Nick Jonas! Since [the breakup], I have realized that I’ve met so many great guys, but I like being the girl nobody can have.No one can touch me, no one’s mine. I’m myself. I think it’s cool to do your own thing.’

NOT TRUE ARTICLE!!! NO celebraty in this entire earth would be dumb enough ( Not even Miley) be like “He was on a quest to meet me” or something cheasey like that. “No one can touch me”? um, have these people seen the photos? Theres a buncha guys, uh…you know.

NOW ONTO NELENA: Credit goes to people.com at http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20218080,00.html

Did Selena Gomez and Nick Jonas kiss and tell – by accident?

The teen stars haven’t acknowledged a relationship, but in separate magazine articles their stories of a first-date kiss are strikingly similar.

“While we were slow dancing, my crush and I had our first kiss,” Gomez, 16, tells Twist magazine in its September issue. “I said, ‘I don’t kiss on the first date.’ Then he said, “Well, I never really play by the rules.”

And Jonas, 15, tells Girl’s Life magazine in its June/July issue: “On one date, the girl said to me, ‘I don’t kiss on the first date.’ So I said, ‘I don’t follow the rules.’ Ooooh! It was so good!”

Gomez, the star of The Wizards of Waverly Place, and boy band heartthrob Jonas have not confirmed a relationship – though Miley Cyrus recently acknowledged she dated Jonas.

That doesn’t seem to faze Gomez, who gushes over her unnamed “crush” saying, “I’d never been treated that nicely. I ended up dating the guy for awhile.”

Ahem, first of all…..TWO DIFFENT DATES!!! MONTHS!!! And if any of these poperatzi truley knew a Jonas Brother like they say they do, THAT IS NOT NICK!!!! And that article was redone. You can tell by the part he sounds like a cowboy saying, “Ooooh! It was so good!” And lets go to where Selena says, ”I ended up dating the guy for awhile.” That doesn’t exactly mean it was Nick Jonas. THAT COULD OF BEEN HER EX- BOYFREIND FROM TEXAS!!!! Geez, people need to look into stuff more before they post it.

LEAVE CELEBRATIES TO LIVE THEIR OWN LIVES!!!!

Heres Some Closing Facts:

-NEVER WERE DAITING
-NEVER BROKE UP
-17 MAGAZINE ARTICLE ‘BOUT NILEY WAS FAKE
-EVEN IF THEY WERE DAITING, HE WOULDN’T BREAK UP W/ HER ON THE PHONE
-ALL YOU FANS WHO ARE LIKE “finally!” ARE TRULEY PATHETIC!!!!!!!!
-GET IT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULLS!!!!!!!! 
-NO ONE KNOWS IF THERE IS A NELENA OR NOT, OR NILEY!!!!

and last but not least for all the fans who have OJD, YOU DO NOT HAVE A CHANCE WITH ANY OF THEM!! COMPRENDE?????!!
This has been a post by WordPresser Cucca10229

PS i found a person who agrees with me

amanda Says:
October 9, 2008 at 5:51 am

I’M WITH YOU CUCCA10229! i don’t believe anything unless i hear it come directly from the person. IN PERSON. or at least on a video.

NO NELENA! sorry guys.